i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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