Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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