Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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