i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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