Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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