Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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