What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Can you bring me the toilet please
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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