she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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