Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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