That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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