It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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