I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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