Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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