Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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