Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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