Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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