you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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