we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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