Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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