she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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