Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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