i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
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god, I love you
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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