...so i touched it.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There's always time for handjobs
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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