I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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