He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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