Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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