Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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