Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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