Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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