You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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