I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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