So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you traded sex for a burrito?
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you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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