I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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