***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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