See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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