I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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