I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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