Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
These tits shall not be calmed
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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