thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i think i just lost a toe
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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