He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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