Me too!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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