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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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