There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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