Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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