Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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