had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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