I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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