Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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