I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We have started to decorate penises.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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