that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Randomize